Can someone tell me whats going on?

Thanks for joining me!

This blog is a light hearted look at life as a clueless 29 year old. Literally clueless.

Ill be talking about everyday experiences or memories id probably rather forget. Tackling the big issues such as being hangry, overtired, or just discussing my viewpoint on life. If you don’t like controversy then ‘blog on!’ I say whats on my mind which can get me into trouble, a lot. My mom always says “Ill take you somewhere twice and the second time is to apologise!”. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

Self proclaimed ‘QUEEN OF PUTTING MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH!

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29andnotaclue

I'm 29 and literally clueless about mostly everything! I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up! The thought of having children scares the life out of me, I can barely dress myself! Life basically seems like one big joke (because that's what I make it to disguise the fact that adulting petrifies me and is sooooo bleak!) except I have direct debits coming out of my eyeballs and nothing I say really seems to make any sort of sense! I crave excitement outside of seeing whats in my monthly Birchbox subscription. The ageing process is not being kind to me (the day I discovered a chin hair was a MAJOR low point!) My waist is rapidly expanding. My desire to be thin is ever increasing. My motivation to do anything about it is ever depleting. I have an inner need to buy budget gadgets that break or are completely useless and that desire never seems to fade, I literally have a house full of useless s**t!!! What is life?! I think its time for a Gin...................

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