Who Am I?

My name is Sarah. I’m 29 and just your average person with average gripes.

I work full time Monday to Friday and spend my weekends doing what most people do. Eating, drinking and wishing weekends had 4 instead of 2 days.

I have no writing experience at all unless I can put writing Facebook Status’s on my writing CV or being made to repeat lines at school.

I am your typical deflector, when something bad happens I try and make a joke of it hence the blog. I try and put a humorous spin on things that annoy me so they don’t seem like problems any more. Whilst it may seem like a blog full of me moaning I’m trying to find humour in what I perceive as negatives.

Laughter is the best medicine, I try not to take life to seriously, its too short for that.

I hope you enjoy the blog (even if it is grammatically incorrect at times).



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I'm 29 and literally clueless about mostly everything! I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up! The thought of having children scares the life out of me, I can barely dress myself! Life basically seems like one big joke (because that's what I make it to disguise the fact that adulting petrifies me and is sooooo bleak!) except I have direct debits coming out of my eyeballs and nothing I say really seems to make any sort of sense! I crave excitement outside of seeing whats in my monthly Birchbox subscription. The ageing process is not being kind to me (the day I discovered a chin hair was a MAJOR low point!) My waist is rapidly expanding. My desire to be thin is ever increasing. My motivation to do anything about it is ever depleting. I have an inner need to buy budget gadgets that break or are completely useless and that desire never seems to fade, I literally have a house full of useless s**t!!! What is life?! I think its time for a Gin...................

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