Hibernation Hype

Its October, Its getting colder, Its getting darker earlier, this means a few things for me:

  1. I wont be going out (not that there is anything new there). Don’t ask me, its going to be a no, I don’t care if its your birthday i’m not coming!
  2. If you text me after 9pm do not expect a response until the next morning, i’m asleep, its been dark for at least 2 hours, what sort of maniac is still awake?!
  3. If I am in the house i’m in pyjamas, on the odd occasion I visit anyone ill also be in my pyjamas. Basically i’m not getting dressed until at least April!
  4. Don’t ask me to go to the German Market! Please explain what is fun about standing outside in the freezing cold, paying a fortune for beer which I would NEVER drink elsewhere with nowhere to sit surrounded by crowds of people with no manners.
  5. Trick or treater’s are wasting their time knocking on my door, if there were sweets here I’ve eaten them! When you knock the door I will mute my TV as if there is no-one in! Carry on knocking…..I can sit and ignore the door for hours.
  6. Everything will be cooked in the slow cooker. This is my season for food, I want stews and cottage pie and soups and all the good stuff! If you think salad is acceptable in the winter you are an absolute mad Man/Woman!

In summary I hope you all have an amazing Autumn/Winter, ill be going into Hibernation as of Today in my pyjamas with a fluffy blanket and hot chocolate.

Ciao for now!

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I'm 29 and literally clueless about mostly everything! I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up! The thought of having children scares the life out of me, I can barely dress myself! Life basically seems like one big joke (because that's what I make it to disguise the fact that adulting petrifies me and is sooooo bleak!) except I have direct debits coming out of my eyeballs and nothing I say really seems to make any sort of sense! I crave excitement outside of seeing whats in my monthly Birchbox subscription. The ageing process is not being kind to me (the day I discovered a chin hair was a MAJOR low point!) My waist is rapidly expanding. My desire to be thin is ever increasing. My motivation to do anything about it is ever depleting. I have an inner need to buy budget gadgets that break or are completely useless and that desire never seems to fade, I literally have a house full of useless s**t!!! What is life?! I think its time for a Gin...................

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